So I see you made it! well done now everything is gonna be just fine. I know what you are thinking ... and lets just say ... well you know. I'm just sayin'. So all that aside, here lies the extravagant abode of the Pirates Nigel and Brian! While this fine place is in it's infancy you may see some weird page fluxuations and dimensional rifting but that is to be expected given the dark magics we employed to get where we are today!

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So yeah with all that said! We are working with only the finest materials imported from such exotic places as Thailand, Madagscar, Dublin, and Atlantis! Yes that is right we even travel to possibly fictional places for your happiness.

Now you may be asking "what the hell do you do here?!!" and while I recognize it as an obvious ploy on your part to get me to commit, I shall answer just the same! ... we are Keelhauled Studios! The self proclaimed Capt'n's of Piratical humor! We travel the land and sea bringing funny to the joyus peoples of the places! Other than that We are also Artists extraordiniare! So check out our respective websites for all the pretty you can handle!

So enjoy the Site, see the Show, and be Piratical!